GLENN SCRIMSHAW
The Alienbutt Sage. 3 books in the series
(Book 1) The War of the Coffee Bean
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A totally new kind of hero. He eats junk food, drinks whiskey, has toxic bad wind, a dodgy dress sense and is the only hope for the universe.
"Glenn Scrimshaw is a gifted story teller and I look forward to reading more of his work." - Independent Book Reviews. "Very reminiscent of Peter David's humor, WotCB kept me turning pages until there were none left." Sherrill Willis Piestoff Alienbutt is a struggling taxi driver living a life of monotony until he picks up the wrong fare. Catapulted into a universe of adventure, he is horrified to learn he is a central player and his entire race was wiped out in an attempt to kill him. The kebab eating and often drunk Piestoff Alienbutt has to become a hero to the people of the Ick Empire. It is foretold that only he can save them in a war that is soon to rip the universe apart. As the Coffee Houses move to protect the drug that ensures their power and bring about the fall of the Ick, the last Alienbutt begins to stumble through events that could see him become the greatest hero ever known. The War of the Coffee Bean sees the start of a new Sci-fi saga with the most unlikely hero ever to pull on red boots and stagger drunkenly out of a bar, trying to outrun a destiny that he shouldn't have. |
(Book 2) The Rise of Mr Fluffy
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Lost in space Piestoff Alienbutt must find a way back to his own universe and help his friends. He has begun a quest to find an ancient gateway that is his only chance of getting home.
But his own universe is being ripped apart by the ongoing war of the coffeebean and his friends are struggling to survive. While the Ick Empire battle against the Federation aggression, neither side notice the rise of a new power, a power that threatens to destroy both sides. |
(Book 3 ) The Emperor of the Universe
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This is the third book in the Alienbutt saga.
The forces of Emperor Fluffy sweep across the Inner Systems, crushing all resistance. General Jee gathers what forces he can muster to make a final stand at Earth. With the Universe fallen into chaos, Alienbutt must lead the survivors of the Ick and work out a plan to prevent the invasion of the Outer Systems. |
Elohim 4 Books in the series
(Book 1) Bleed with Style
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Elohim is a rebellious teen. He does well in his studies, there was no disputing that, but he finds them far too easy and so he looks for other things to occupy his mind. Things like sneaking out and finding trouble – BIG trouble. His sister can’t always be there to cover his back but she tries.
One night he goes too far and the punishment is unexpected – life can be tough when you’re a vampire... |
(BOOK 2) The Missing Sacrifice
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A family holiday to Paris starts off well – until Eloim meets a sexy succubus on a boy's night out at an Abba tribute concert. Eloim's natural ability to find trouble reaches a new height as werewolves, demons and the greatest vampire hunters in Transylvania hunt for the cross dressing vampire teenager.
The second of the vampire Eloim short stories sees Eloim blunder through a plot to depose a king while struggling to stay as fashionable and stylish as only he can be. |
(Book 3) The Demon, the Witch and the Teenage Vampire
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Eloim and his siblings begin their search for a way to rescue their sister Polly who was taken by the Demon Alexia. With his new friend, the werewolf Prince Oliver, Eloim sets off to find a vampire witch who may be able to help them sneak into the demon realms.
But as usual, Eloim's plans don't run smoothly. Caught up in the plots of the still obsessed Demon Alexia, Eloim finds himself in a strange place, having to deal with something totally new... A girlfriend. The return of the stylish teenage vampire in his third adventure. |
(Book 4) The Knights of Blood
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Lost in 17th Century England and alone apart from the disembodied presence of the demon Alexia, Eloim must find a way to get back to the future.
His main problem is the arrival of the Knights of Blood, an ancient order sent to wipe out every vampire from England. As the vampires in England flee in terror, Eloim discovers that if he wants to return to his family and boot collection he must face the Knights and avoid being betrayed by the last witch left in England. |
John the Barman
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John runs a bar frequented by gods, angels and all manner of divine creature. They all have their own problems and stories which John gets to listen to - whether he likes it or not.
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